I really got tired of taking crap from this punk. I finally had enough and knocked those two front teeth out.
Just kidding, of course. He lost one just the other day and the other one was just dangling there crooked. He was resembling Ollie from Kukla, Fran and Ollie fame. I was hoping that the second one would have fallen out yesterday. Of course he didn't lose it until tonight. Today was Spring pictures at school. So he should have a nice shot with one of his teeth dangling sideways.
Edited to Add: The tooth fairy will bring a crisp one dollar bill if we remember to put the tooth under the boy's pillow. The tooth fairy doesn't bring anything if you leave the tooth on the kitchen counter.
